Pour yourself a drink.
You’re in the lounge now.
You spill your problems.
I automate them.
I hear what you whisper in the dark booths
You say you ditched tech long ago because there are too many options.
You tell her that you’re constantly falling behind, no matter how much you read up on the latest in AI.
You’re tired of all of your tools. You even brought your cheap notebook back out of the drawer. Oof, that’s a low.
You have so many ideas that simply get lost. A 3-hour conversation with ChatGPT, gone, because you treat him like a therapist, not a business partner.
You’re a proud control freak when it comes to your brand. I mean why wouldn’t you be, have you seen it?!
But when you weren’t looking, your friend whispered to me.
“I think she’s ready.”
I knew it, darling.
Package One
The Pink Pen Blueprint
For the woman who knows she has problems, but doesn’t have solutions. We’ll find the spots that are stressing you out– making you make too many decisions. Consider it an audit, but aesthetic. Because we’re circling the gaps in pink pen, obviously.
Investment: $350
Package Two
Set It and Sip
For the woman who knows her gaps, but needs them automated. This is a spa-like implementation day for the woman who wants her business systems to pamper her a bit daily. No more manual tasks? You’ll toast to that any day.
Investment: $1500
Package Three
The Regular
Business’s change. But you don’t complain. You get ahead of it. This retainer service creates systems quarterly so you never break a sweat– even in your busiest season. How does she do it? They ask. I smile and say, she doesn’t.
Investment: $450/month
*Minimum Commitment of 3 months
Oh, you prefer a menu?
Absolutely. We have secret mocktails.